Today in school, I was sitting in Science, minding my own business. Then, unexpectedly, someone said something that was possibly the funniest thing I've ever heard. A girl that sits two seats ahead of me, said, "Uhm... the planet we live on, what is it called?" and she was serious. COMPLETELY SERIOUS. Then she finished, and we all looked at her in sheer amazement. At which point I proceed to say, "Oh. My. God." And I was thinking, "Are you fucking serious. ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!"

Then she is like, "Well, lots of people don't know what it's called..." Which will most definitely go on her list of Ways I Am Completely Fucking Stupid.